Dongle

The third and final stage of the three known stages of a human penis. This is the phase where the penis reaches its maximum potential and is fully engorged. This stage can be achieved when a man is fully sexually arroused and is ready to bone hoes. Some hints that one has reached this state are: swollen veins and a taut nutsack.

Elderly men must use Viagra to achieve dongle.

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Dingle

The first of the three known stages of a human penis. Characterized by its shrucken and krinkled appearance. Also for the scrodom holding a very silly-putty-esque consistansy. This stage is achieved with no sexual arrousal.

Youngs boys have constant dingle, until their balls drop.

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Dangle

The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.

Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.

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