Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

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pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

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poes

Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off

He is such a hairy poes

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JPirate

Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty


See also: JP, oaojen

EX: JP hurdles like the wind.

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home grown

A pop-punk band. or it can refer to weed ie growing pot

"Did you pick up the new home grown cd?"

"Dude is that weed home grown"

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chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

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comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

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