road map

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

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gut my load

The way your mom prefers to end our all-night grudge fests, by swallowing MASS amounts of my cum.

Shit your kootchie's so rank, I'm out of here, unless you want to gut my load.

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smoothie

Getting some major head, by some chich with no teeth.

Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore

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RBL's

Roast Beef Lips. 1)Any chick whose labia(lips) either have a purple-brown tint to them, or hang more than two inches from their clit.
see also Meat Curtains.
2) Any-person who claims they don't know what I'm talking about is a RBL.

Avril Levine, Jenna Jameson, Carot-top

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Splittail

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

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