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everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by Jpatt April 3, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by Jpatt March 17, 2006

188๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.

"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."

by Jpatt December 24, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


BILLIONAIRE CRUSH CAN

The Titan submersible Vehicle

The Billionaire Crush Can took the lives of 5 people

by Jpatt February 16, 2025


NQOK

Not Quit Our Kind, used to describe someone you don't identify with or relate to, a person who doesn't fit in with your group.

Indie chick 1: What did you think of my new boyfriend?
Indie chick 2: Uh, he's nice but NQOK. We don't normally hang out with Republican fratty types.

by Jpatt March 4, 2009


slup

a college slut who only gets it on with fratastic guys. generally wears designer jeans, silky tank tops, and stiletto heels.

Do her sorority sisters know how many guys that slup hooked up with at the Delt house?

by Jpatt February 9, 2005

49๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž