When you sneeze, fart and pee at the same time.
I did a snartee in front of my family on Thanksgiving Day, it was awkward.
When you fart during anal sex.
Creamfart should be a crime, it's disgusting.
When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.
"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"