Manny Bombed

When a boyfriend takes a shit at his girlfriend's house an clogs her toilet leaving her to clean it.

*boyfriend* - Whats that noise?
*girlfriend*- (opens bathroom door) What the fuck?, u clog my toilet.
*boyfriend* - (laughing really hard) got manny bombed bitch.

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as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

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Nar

To be an ass or jerk

"Dude, that guy is such a nar"

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mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

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ironic

The use of irony.

Isn't it ironic that a song entitle "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony.

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RJ

The Acronym RJ (pronounced arr-Jay) is derived from the ancient folk word RamJam of the sand dancing tribal clan of South Sheilds (pronounced sowf sheeelds-like).
RamJam, originally the name of the ancient clan's god of anger, has now been adopted as a modern day term to describe one's 'loss of patience' and is often used to describe an all out 'fit of rage'.

Fucking tube was 10 minutes late, I choked on me cherry coke, got loads of shit of the boss and finally got sent to Switzerland for a week of work, that was it, I had a RIGHT RAMJAM and smashed me crib up !

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tray

A word to describe a fat, big breasted woman. To understand where it came from, just think of a hotdog seller at a game of football, they carry those trays around. Now imagine they pull their shirt over the top of that tray. Bingo, you have the square shaped breasts.

"Oh no....tray set us so much maths homework"

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