brown belt

Having Anal sex for you first time

I finally got my brownbelt last night

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cocaine

Some of the most fun available

Lets snort this here cocaine, and get fuckin tweaked

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zooms

Slang term for Psilocybe Mushrooms

Yo man i just got a O of Zooms

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pterodactyl

Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.

My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.

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