Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

Uncontitable

Titties that cannot be contained by garments crafted by mere mortals.

Autumn’s boobs are uncontitable and they fell out of her top.