Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.

I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.

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Uncle Peter

Like an Uncle Tom, but for the LGBTQ crowd. Someone who sells out their people in exchange for favors or status with the ruling class.

My boss said that I shouldn't kiss my partner goodbye in front of the office because it offends my co-workers, even though he's gay too! What an Uncle Peter!

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