topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

64👍 91👎

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

250👍 68👎

Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.

606👍 239👎

pifoc

internet acronym meaning "panicking in front of computer"

Am pifoc trying to get this paper done by Friday.

1👍 2👎

actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.

Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.

31👍 71👎

tangeray

extremely gay

Clay Aikan is soo tangeray

8👍 28👎

ghmoua

acronym for "god have mercy on us all"

Bush was reelected! ghmoua!

5👍 4👎