Wellingtons

a pair of boots that sounds like the name for a mid tier sausage that you will find on the bottom floor of your local mall outside the Spencers that is hidden away in the corner

Person 1: "Hey man, do you want to go get some wellingtons?" Person 2: "Yeah, those sound good, ive never tried them though, hopefully they taste good." Person 1: "Uhh i was talking about the boots." Person 2: "Oh."

vegeshite

A f***n s**t 10 pound jar of vegemite

I hate vegeshite