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A jet rider is someone, most likely of the female population, that uses the jets of a bathtub or hot tub, or others of the sort, to masturbate.
Carl: Yo, I was at the pool the other day and I saw a jet rider.
John: What the hell is a jet rider?
Carl: You know, someone that gets off using the jets
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When playing beer pong and you are down to three cups, you use the one re-rack to form the shocker. The formation makes it slightly easier to sink a cup as the cups are closer together.
The formation is simple: two cups in the front one in the back or an upside down triangle, just like the real life shocker when pleasuring a woman.
Playing beer pong, guy 1 has three cups left.
Guy1 does the shocker with his fingers and shouts out Shocker Formation.
Guy2 instantly arranges two cups in the front and one in the back and the game resumes.
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To fail miserably at various things.
Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.
-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...
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