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When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
When children under 5 years old engage in sexual encounters.
Wife: Why did you separate the children?
Husband: Thoes Youngbloods were at it again!
When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now
A simple equation to say when your referring to anal sex
Hey honey want to solve the equation of Eggplant+Peach?
5👍 3👎
A person who fucks without a condom and doesnât get an std
I am a Fucker Lucker because I donât get stds when I fuck without a condom
When potato products like French fries and mashed potatoes taste exceptionally well.
Thoes French fries are Spudtastic!
When a girl decides to me very dramatic with her orgasm climaxâs.
She was being very climatic in bed last night