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When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
The worst airline in the world, they lose your luggage, spit on your shoe and jam the drink service right up your ass. The best part is you have to pay for that with there âlow bare fareâ
I had to fly spirit airlines, it was so bad!
12👍 2👎
When children under 5 years old engage in sexual encounters.
Wife: Why did you separate the children?
Husband: Thoes Youngbloods were at it again!
A phrase used by a turned on women, often during sex
Sip me like sprite brad!
A third party location where Meth is made, and stored, so it can not be traced to you
John: Hey man, you got the stuff right?
Joe: Yea, let me run out to the Meth Shed real quick!
When you eat to many apples and start to dapple
I couldnât go to school because I had Apple Dapple
When your balls swell up during inter course
What are those?
Sorry. I think I may have Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)