Bro-Mo

A straight (?) male, completely obsessed with his body image, and outward appearance. Will openly over-share, with fellow bro-mo's, details related to his work-out regimen and which parts of his body are most sore from said work-out. May also be inclined to argue, with other bro-mo's, the finer points of the "Twilight" series "Hunger Games" "The Bachelorette" and other culturally feminine subjects.

Can be seen wearing polo shirts and $100.00 embellished jeans as well as spotless sneakers. May at first glance appear as a frat-rat or gym-rat, but once the bro-mo speaks the difference becomes clear. Is known for such phrases as "Bro I went to the gym this morning and did about 100 chin-ups, my pecks are so sore. You should totally feel them" Or "Broskie my thighs are on fire from my workout. Gimme your hand and you can feel how hot they are." Women looking for an actual man are warned to stay clear. The bro-mo is an impostor.

"All James talks about is his body and twilight."

"Yeah he's a total bro-mo"

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