tee that up

to check out a chick with intentions of having sex with her, even tho shes way otta your league.

colin: wow that chick is sexy as shit.!

george: yeah man, id tee that up.

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Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.