The Rock

A crappy radio station that was once good and played rock from the 70s, 80s, 90s and now such as Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Def Leppard, Queen, Van Halen, Nirvana etc

Now plays crappy punk rock, emo, nu-metal and pop

Change the station... please!

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fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

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Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

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statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

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blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

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zurt

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

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Stupid Folk

Stupid Folk are theretards who put in definitions on this site but cannot spell to save their fucking lives! PEOPLE please, don't try to dog on someone if you don't even have the intelligence to do it properly!! You only make yourself look more stupid than you already are.

"you guys shuldnt be written bad things abuot peeple on hear. its mean and hattelful. I guess I'm just part of the stupid folk"

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