The act of fucking a womans bloody vagina while she's on the rag, then plowing her ass, and last but not least, jamming your cock in her mouth.
Bro, I gave that dirty whore a bloody ATM last night, she really enjoyed sucking her vag blood and shit off my dick.
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2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
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The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.
The result of getting absolutely drenched by multiple hot loads of cum.
Dude, did you see the video of Desiree getting cumshod by all them niggas?
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Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.
Hey babe, could you hand me a jizzwipe?
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A cumloz is a large cumshot that is designed to be held in the mouth for slow dissolution prior to swallowing, to be given when your girlfriend has a sore throat, closely related to a throat lozenge.
Yo my girl has a sore throat, so I gave her a healthy cumloz, coats your throat all the way down...she feels better already.
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