Amherst

Named the safest city in America located in Western New York, a suburb of Buffalo, NY.

Yea, I live in Amherst...oh and yes it is pronounced am-HERST with an "H"

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corn syrup

An unidentified and unpleasent feeling (or possibly tasting) substance rarely ejaculated from the penis during rectal sex

F*IN' A...that guy's left some nasty corn syrup in my ass for three days...

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