JK Dunky Fuck

A three man elaborate fuck. One guy is wrapped in clingwrap and fucked up the arse by another guy then leans forward adopting the position of a giant penis. The "penis guy" is then used to fuck a bucket fanny while being held back on a rope by the third guy who is also naked and wankining off into a jam jar.

The dirty little cunt was happy to have a JK Dunky Fuck as it was the only way her bucket fanny could get any sensation. Penis guy wasn't so sure but was game for a laugh.

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Gunt Trap

Not concentrating during the sexual act and finding yourself lost in the dark recesses found beneath the gunt.

I was hot, roaring hot, vomiting with the heat, my every cell protesting as it bucked against the impositions of the atmosphere, and instantly I knew I was caught in a gunt trap.And I was flesh-and-blood, organic, heaving in torment, my breathing corpse in rebellion against the impossible demands being made upon it, this while I fought to control the hot Gunt bucking in my hands, a piece of flesh which I identified as a gunt flap. Crushed by heat. Annihilated by the light of the sky. I should have looked, then. Upwards, I mean. At the sky. At the light. But I didn't. Instead, I dropped the gunt flap. And flinched. Downwards. Squeezing my eyes shut. Trying to squeeze myself into annihilation. Trying to hide. I made my way towards the relative safety of the vulva and hopefully freedom.

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Adolfed

To Adolf someone is to smeer a tiny dab of poop on their upper lip to make them look like Hitler

I Adolfed her by wiping my poop finger on her top lip.

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Bouy

A sex change for a fat lass

How does a fat lass get a sex change? Chuck her in a pool and she becomes a bouy!

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Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.

She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.

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a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a

The sound made by the dole queue in Liverpool.

And here at the liverpool dole queue you can hear the unmissable sound of the permed sankey locals as they await there weekly allowance "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a" "a"

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Office Fit

A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.

She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.

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