power ranger

A name given to a person, usually a man who is the ultimate wing man. When a person usually male is trying to score with a girl but her friend is ugly the power ranger comes in. The power ranger will have sex with the ugly girl so that his friend can have sex with the hot girl. The term refers to the television show where a group called power rangers kills monster. The friend having sex with the ugly girl is in effect killing the monster. The highest level of power ranger acts alone. Copulating with ugly people for no reason. A true hero for those of us to weak to perform the task.

Hey, the Power Ranger helped me score again!

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meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

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ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.