plumper

A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.

The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.

141👍 332👎

she'll be right

australian for "it will be ok", reflective of their supposed generally relaxed attitude to life.

"fuck it bruce", said Shane "my car's broken down"

"nah don't worry mate" said Bruce, "she'll be right"

220👍 63👎