camp 14

The most ruthless North Korean hard labor prison encampment in Pyongyang, that inprisons the guilty individual along with three generations of their family as well for life.

Craig: I'm not really into this. It kinda sucks here in Pyongyang, Camp 14. Its hot and feel like they're working us too hard. Even Grandma is complaining.
Johnnysan: Helllll ya! This place is fo SUCKAS!!!
Craig: but the dirt pudding here is way better than Camp 13.
Johnnysan: Damn right!
Craig: You already know.

cut me a piece

A polite way of sexual expression directed towards any female with a big ass that is typically mumbled to ones self or in the proximity of a fellow perv.

Craig: Damn. Look at her over there
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!

J Love: Cut me a piece.

land snorkel

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

vanilla isis

Any American born jackass that decides to defect to the Middle East to get his jihad on.

Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!

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bud slug

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.

Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."

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Fake 420

A way of tricking people into looking at the clock thinking it is time to smoke marijuana.

Dude, I was so ready to smoke the sweet doja when Carl fake 420ed me at noon.

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Homoner

A homosexual who owns a house.

Maurice: " Have you seen Roger around the condo gymnasium lately?"
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."

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