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Schwifty - The act of behaving in a truly random style, no matter the consequences.
Being Schwifty can be a positive thing if the random act has a positive outcome. However as we all know about chaos theory, randomness often comes with extremely bad negative consequences.
You did a Schwifty act there and it just got us out of trouble.
You're being so Schwifty at this moment in time, I cannot trust the amount of Schwifty behaviour has been displayed here.
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When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
GF: Legs open for take off.