bud slug

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.

Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."

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europeeon

A typical short European male.

Matt: " Check out that little Italian dude putting the moves on that hot American breezy! "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "

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chowder bullets

Another word used to describe semen.

Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.

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feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

Homoner

A homosexual who owns a house.

Maurice: " Have you seen Roger around the condo gymnasium lately?"
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."

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