Oprah Gay

When someone has so much money that they can buy the status of gay.

Kevin Spacey is so Oprah Gay, he could buy gay if he wanted.

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Mexican Jizz

A shot of tequila with a squirt of mayonaise

I bought my friend a shot of Mexican Jizz and he threw up all over the bar.

32👍 7👎

Ass Late

When something happens way after the time it should have happened so much that you want to kick someone's ass for it.

The Realtor delivered my furniture so Ass Late, I didn't get it until a month before I moved out of my year long lease.

5👍 3👎