ride north

Verb phrase

1. To make a consequential life decision after long deliberation.
2. To abandon a long-held paradigm.
3. To dissociate oneself from kin in order to fulfill an oath or promise.

1. Jaime had no choice but to ride north. Cersei was being a bitch, plus he sort of promised to help fight the others. Plus, he has this sinking feeling that he's Azor Ahai.

2. I've had it with this low rep strength training. I'm gonna ride north and start doing German Volume Training.

3. You still believe Bush did 9/11? We rode north on that a long time ago.

dumbsplaining

Dumbsplaining

(mænspleɪnɪŋ)

v

1. The act of ironically revealing one's state of complete mental retardation by attempting to invoke one of a myriad of "splaining" terms such as "mansplaining" or "whitesplaining" in order to shut down an argument.

Seamus PatrickBarrett - oh sorry didn't mean to bust you out for you d--- riding using profanity. I guess wise master typo hunters don't use the naughty words. I can't never be so good at words as you.😣 again, thank you for your magnificent whitesplaining.

Justin Von Striver - I'm going to coin the term #dumbsplaining in your honor, Seamus.

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Teilhard

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.

Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.