Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

Blast in the pass

To have sex with a prior acquaintance.

Alright John, you'll never guess what... I saw Laura from sixth form the other day- first time in years! One thing lead to another and I ended up giving her a blast in the pass! Felt like I was 18 all over again!