bump

London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump'
1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them
2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you
3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to

1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho
2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor!
3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£
: fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !

blounce

when you blaze, and then bounce on a trampoline. a source of infinite jokes times

easy homes, feel to come blounce round my yard tonight?

tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

served

when you been out on a long night, and as a result of bunnin you've got the munchies, but you know there's a buff meal waiting for you back home.

shit son, can't wait to get served.

fish

London slang. someone that:
1) does somethin stupid
2) is just a bit strange

dude a) man just tripped over my creams!
dude b) what a fish!

grett

London slang. variation of 'gret'- townie for cigarette

: oi blad, gimme a grett.
: fuck off
: watch me fuck you up blad
: cumwego
: uhhhh... il do it later. let's go blads

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.