hop

to watch a film in a cinema, and then enter another screen without payin. usually done at night so that it can be accompanied with copious amounts of draw, preferably blazed at the back of the cinema itself(whenever possible).

- easy son, feelin to go hoppin tonite? that new jokes ben stiller film is out i think.
- sick one bruv, im feelin that. we need to pick up first though, cause sis jacked all the bunnage.

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blounce

when you blaze, and then bounce on a trampoline. a source of infinite jokes times

easy homes, feel to come blounce round my yard tonight?

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tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

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bump

London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump'
1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them
2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you
3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to

1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho
2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor!
3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£
: fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !

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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

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rogering

In British slang it means to have anal sex, usually between two men.

: "i gave him a good rogering"

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creams

London slang. Means trainers, usually white.
Pharell William's from N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes recently created his own shoe, made by Reebok. very rare, and prices around $300-500. mentions it in 'drop it like it's hot': 'Uh, i'm a nice dude, wit sum nice dreams. see these ice cubes?' (cue shot of finger bling) 'see these ice creams?' (cue shot of the trainers on his feet.'

(dude b steps on dude a's trainers, by accident)
dude a: oi, don't fuck up my creams, man!
dude b: sorry

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