bump

London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump'
1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them
2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you
3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to

1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho
2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor!
3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£
: fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !

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grett

London slang. variation of 'gret'- townie for cigarette

: oi blad, gimme a grett.
: fuck off
: watch me fuck you up blad
: cumwego
: uhhhh... il do it later. let's go blads

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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

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cumwego

London slang. as in 'come we go'. you wana initiate a fight, or expressing a severe disagreement with something that your willing to strongly argue over.

1): gimme your fone blad
: fuck you, get lost
: cumwego!
2) :you know that tottenham are so shit now
:cumwego!

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shawoddywoddy

British slang, especially used in the north of england, like yorkshire area. means blowjob/ milkshake

"ah sed to that lass go down and give me some good shawoddwoddy"

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blounce

when you blaze, and then bounce on a trampoline. a source of infinite jokes times

easy homes, feel to come blounce round my yard tonight?

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fuckriez

London slang.
1) out of order; to do an unjust act or for somehing unfair to happen to someone
2) extremely annoying

dude a) someone's jacked my cd player.
dude b) such fuckriez, man

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