snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.

Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”

slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

bumpaccino

Fast remedy consisting of a cappuccino and a bump of cocaine jolting into perfectness.

“Yo dude we better get those bumpaccinos flowing to make it the office this morning”

“If I have to stay here any longer listening to these boring mortherfuckers I’m going need a bumpaccino for me to even think about sticking around”

“””get those goomba’s out of here there banging up bimpacciono’s things may go south”

Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.

Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”

the lessor

The insignificant obsessive other in a relationship.

“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”

“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”

“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”

“My mom always put my pathetic father down in front of everyone and I swore I will never be the Lessor!”

“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”

the lessor

The insignificant obsessive other in a relationship.

“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”

“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”

“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”

“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”