Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

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Drop Dab

A FAT dab of THC oil dropped onto a rig's hot nail and big enough to drop you to the floor.

Person 1: Dare me to do a drop dab?
Person 2: You wouldn't dude, you're too much a of a little bi-WOAHHHH slow down you're gonna die!
Person 1: Suck myyy Pth Fhhthhh*thud*

Double D's

Tig ol’ bitties. Some massive honkin’ ta-tas. A double dose of funbag fantasy.

Bro 1: So... I took Rachel home last night...
Bro 2: You mean the chick with the huge tits?!
Bro1: Bro, you don't even know. I thought I was going to suffocate when my motorboat got clogged on her double d's.

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