aim

Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. The best part is, you don't have to have AOL to use it. It's free. I've been using AIM since I was 11, and now I'm 16. Therefore, no one started using AIM until about a year after I got it.

Prep: I AIMI my hotties all the time!

Me: Bitch, I been 'round that program since before you laid your fingertips on a fuckin' keyboard.

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happy bunny

The kick-ass Bunny you'll find chillin' in places like Hot Topic and Zumiez. Says mean but true quotes, while remaining cute.

"I know how you feel, I just don't care"

"it's all about me, deal with it"

"I love boys, they're stupid"

"you suck and that's sad"

"i love everybody. except you pinheads"

"love sucks big time"

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swoe

A word my juggalos at school thought up; basically an advanced form of the word "cool".

Dude, your new shoes are hella swoe!

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angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

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Invader Zim

The greatest cartoon show ever made. Still airs on Nickelodeon every once in a while (frequently the first episode), but is aired every day on Nicktoons, usually more than once per afternoon.

I laugh at those who cannot watch Invader Zim because their family is too poor to order digital cable, yet they buy all the merchandise from Hot Topic anyway because they claim to be deticated fans.

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lead-on

A guy (usually a teenager) that actually WANTS to be lead on by girls without ever actually going out with them.

Alex: Hehe you tryin' to come onto me?

Me: Sure. Wanna date?

Alex: Fuck no! Just mess with my mind a little before you ask some richy faggot out, kay?

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Hot Topic

A store located in the mall that used to be cool until about two years ago, when the ditzy preps got lost on their way to Old Navy. Some idiots that like to spread rumors say that Hot Topic is affiliated with The GAP. Of course, seeing as how there is no proof of this what-so-ever, if you confront this idea to any employees at either Hot Topic or The GAP, they will be baffled at your assumption.

Not everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a poser. Some of us just shop there to get stuff from the bands we like, such as Sublime, ICP, Deftones, etc. Or just to get Faygo 'cuz that's the only place around here the sells it.

Prep: Like, oh. My. God. My boyfriend would love this chain! My boyfriend is SUCH a tough guy, especially since he started shopping at Hot Topic! And his hair is spiked!

Me: Liberty spikes?

Prep: Like, no, silly! Like...Gelled up!

Me: Can he play the air guitar?

Prep: No, but he can play girls like no tomorrow!!!! Teehee.

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