fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.

1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.

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VFS

VFS is an acronym for the action of Violent Fist Shaking. Violent Fist Shaking is also closely related to Violent Dink Shaking, VDS. Violent Fist Shaking is the rapid movement of one's fist in a back-and-forth motion, often accompanied by the shouting of "Yesssss!"

In instant messaging *VFS* can be used to signify the users action. *VFS* can also be accompanied by "Yesssss!"

The action of VDS can also be used in place VFS.

1. Yesssss!

In instant messaging:
2. <Dink> Yesssss! *VFS*

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put a b on that eat

don't eat it, beat
if u put a "b" on that eat, it'll be beat.

also works for "m": to meat it
and "s":get a seat off in that(when u dont wanna hit, u jus wanna relax in it)

U betta put a "b" on that eat

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blowing up

1.) when you receice numerous phone calls in a short period of time.
2.) anytime someone is calling your cell phone.

1.) Man, your blowin' up tonight.
2.) Hold on a sec, I'm blowin' up.

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fornier

someone that is extremely gay, and is often found dancing gayly and/or tossin a pen, and occasionally suckin' some dick

"Dude, what're you doin' take that dick out of your mouth and stop bein' such a fornier"

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bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.

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orezkrad

The backwords spelling for Dark Zero, and also the alias of a man named Daniel Wu. A want to be gamer, who isn't very good at Starcraft or Counterstrike.

orezkrad, man he sucks at bw