jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

rainbow soup

This can only be made by 2 gay men having sexual intercourse aka anal. After finishing the pitcher drops to his knees and eats his own semen from the catchers asshole.

Dirty Mike made a rainbow soup while in a Prius with the boys during a "soup kitchen"

Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.

I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

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