Wootton

Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.

Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.

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Meeker

Also a 'meek'. A timid and shy type of girl who you can immediately identify within 5 seconds of conversation or on a superficial glance. Usually a very nice person with nothing extraordinary about them, total friendship material. Will warm up to you a lot if you talk to her instead of her more attractive friends, makes for very secure pull investments with enough time. If multiple slays in a night start with the meek of the group, never go from her friend to the meek always the other way around

'I saw a group of girls and thought it best to start with the meeker.'
'Not again Jasper...'

'Yo bro check out that meek over there'
'Dude she's paralysed...'

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Coffey

Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.

Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3!

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