Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.

Ash

A name for a guy with a micro penis. He is usually gay but is sometimes bi. He is the dumbest cunt and nobody likes him.

Gayyyyyy = ash