Schmoof

A flavored nicotine vape. This term is used around a group of nicotine addicted friends who only have one Schmoof to share.

“Where’d my Schmoof go?”
“Ayyy bro pass the Schmoooooooof”
“Hey what flavor’s your Schmoof?”

Penis pusher

A term used to call someone who inverts their soft penis by pushing the tip inwards further inverting the shaft, visibly showing nothing but the testicles. (Most common use is in gaming)

*died in a video game*
Me: “That dude that just killed me honestly has such a small peen, definitely a penis pusher.”

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