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jussie smollette

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.

Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019

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breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener

Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.

by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021