A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.
I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.
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A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.
Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.
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