Dashed Out

After you have worked and driven your car like a maniac, just to get people’s food delivered on time. Your power bar and 5-hour energy has worn off completely.

Julie was completely “Dashed Out” after 6 hours of delivering food with no break.

Quencha Later

"Quencha Later" is something you say to your lover to let them know you have special plans for them next time you get together.

Chase looked Hannah in the eyes, and with a sly smile said to her:

"Quencha Later".

Testosterone Truck

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

Christmas Threw Up

"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.

Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.

Tooth Stick

A "Tooth Stick" is when you are using a flimsy toothpick on your teeth and it suddenly breaks off and leaves part of the toothpick between your teeth.

While in the restaurant Bill used a toothpick on his teeth after dinner only to get it stuck between his teeth. The toothpick broke when he tried unsuccessfully to get it unstuck. His friend across the table laughed and said, "Nice Tooth Stick!"

StormtrooperSuv

A “StormtrooperSuv” is any SUV that is white and has the same design as the Stormtroopers helmets from Star Wars.

Bill was quite startled when he looked in his rear view mirror while pulling out onto the road and a white SUV that looked just like a stormtrooper helmet was honking at him and and following him too closely. The aggression from this

SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.

Remote Malfunction

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.