Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

Male Flipper

A "Male Flipper" is a guy that MUST have complete control of the TV remote, so he can flip stations to avoid commercials.

Ross wouldn't let Rachel have the remote control, because being a "male flipper" he had to constantly flip the TV stations to avoid watching ANY commercials. So she "flipped" him off as she stormed out of the room.

thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire

Those boys were thistle-ing me

Construction Anxiety

“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.

Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!

Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".

Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.

Channel Flipper

A "Channel Flipper" is someone who constantly turns the channel on the tv, looking to see what else is on. It's impossible to watch anything when this person has the remote control.

Many people have trouble watching tv together when one of them has the remote and that person is a"Channel Flipper."

Freeway Envy

“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.

“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”