Ye ye

When your inner cowboy comes out for a second when your friend asks you if you has the depression

Friend: are you depressed?
cowboy: YE YE
Friend: don’t be depressed you are so thicc

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Yoinkers

Samira Grant’s rollercoaster of a life. Follow on insta @itssamiraange

Samira: my life is a downward spiral of trash
Julia: yoinkers...

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Samira

An Aries hoe who is one of the best people you will meet in your life. She hella funny and entertaining. She never fails to say the dumbest things that makes you shake your head. She’s super loud and crazy as hell. Once you meet her...she’s stuck in your life like a disease, but a good one. She’s always hungry. Like always.

Katie: Omg I can’t believe you chose Samira to be your bestie over me!!!
Me: What can I say..she’s Samira

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Aries

The first sign of the zodiac. Usually thicc. Very loud, like if you meet an Aries you might wanna make sure you have a good pair of headphones cause damn. They also talk a lot, mostly about their hoe-ish ways. Despite being natural hoes, very loyal! Except guy Aries’ are the worst. Don’t trust them.

Bella: *yelling about absolutely nothing important, only yelling to here the sound of their own voice*
Brittany: God, you’re such an Aries

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