Connecticut

a place where all the kids go to rich private schools. they all compete at what ivy colleges they want to go to from the age of 12. if you go to boarding school its not uncommon. many rich famous people have five houses in kent,ct or wilton,ct.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end.
you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows.

1:" what college do you want to go to?"

2: columbia. duh

1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks.

2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in

1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct

you know you live in connecticut when

you go to boarding schools like
kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate,

you have three different tutors

one for ... school, SAT's and another language


all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it


in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school


when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18

everyone where burkenstocks or uggs

if you dont own an iphone people think your poor

all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is


all the kids go to cancun on weekends

when you live down the street from oscar de la renta

when there are hardly any street lights

everyone is asleep at 7

the students have 2 cars by age 20

everyone goes to a tropical islands during

winter break

perfection is a life style

most people go to private schools

new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs

there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator

you have to drive everywhere

skiing and snowboarding become a way of life

when you have a nanny and a maid

when everyone is skinny

when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters

living in brigeport is social suicide

all the rich kids buy drugs

when like and um is used in every sentence

your rich and you know it ..


when any college besides princeton isnt an option

your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that
raised you

when you can show everyone martha's exact adress

when your living in oprahs old house

when your parents are richer than denzel washighton

when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie

when you have a vietmanese adopted brother

when your parents go to parties with hugh heff


when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town

when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you

when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away

you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California

everyone pops their collar

when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids

you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem

your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place


you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece

when you never go without

if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence

the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste

when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show

when tennis is the only spring sport played

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