atari

when a girl is giving you a hand job, she moves your dick around like an old atari controller

I was a little sore the day after she gave me an atari.

77👍 74👎

ardenese

a specific way, and/or order of doing things as demonstrated by someone from arden. see also wrong way of doing things

He showed me the Ardenese way of doing it, and boy was it wrong!

da backside

1. the opposite of da frontside. da backside is a sexual position, and one of choice for men working at the depot. getting a piece of tail is never considered complete without "doing her from da backside".

Jim "Piece of tail on da weekends?"
Phil "Could be."
Jim "Do 'er up from da backside?"
Phil "Sure did."

6👍 11👎

South East

The Crunkiest, Hardiest, and Most Lethal side of Houston, Texas. It is mostly populated with Mexicans. Crips run the South East, but dont mind the SLOBS, cuzz they aint about shit.

The South East is holdin it down in Houston, Texas.

56👍 44👎

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

15👍 1👎

bang

sex!!
or
to smash something violently

Yo, I banged your sister last night, dude!!

-or-

I banged up my car pretty bad on the highway yesterday.

8👍 7👎

viande

meetings, gatherings, or staff meetings. Often one person does the majority of the speaking in a broken dialect. Commonly everyone who partook in the viande feels a little less intelligent when they leave.

Boss: "Guy! Guy, we have a meet today, so stick around after break for a viande.

3👍 2👎