sgag

sgag means really cool and sophisticated!

katie you are well sgag!

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rim shot

To lick the anus

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smoggie

A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."

The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit

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Gorgish

gorilla-like in appearence

'Your boyfriend looks like a bit of a Gorgish'

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fot clot

gaseous pressure in de body..unlable to fart. but when you do, watch out. anal explosion, i tell ya

i haven't farted in 3 days due to this fot clot.

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childbirth

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain

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Milkman

milkmen go way back to when milk was delivered to peoples doorsteps. Milkmen are very dedicated to delivering milk, which explains why milk was always delivered to doorstep in under five minutes!!!

Dan: my mom works for Cleanlyness Milk Company.. and when i grow up im going to be a milk person and work for Cleanlyness Milk Company too!

Sarah:wow! neat i wanna be a milkman with you!

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