Butterface

1. someone(preferably a girl) who has an amazing body that some would kill to have but turns around and you realize that you probebly have been better off never even looking at her in the first place
2. float like a butterfly but glare like a fucking cow
3. some one you thought was hot... and really wasn't
4. can cause seriouse missunderstandings

Dan "hey Jeff, look at the ass on the hot one over there"

Jeff " where?"

girl turns around

Jeff "OH MY GOOD!!!" *puke* "i fucking hate you, asshole"

Dan "I swear i didn't know... damn those butterfaces"

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bitchafication

witnessing some one being turned into a total bitch or knowing some who used to be nice then become a total bitch

Jesse "hey dave, your girlfriend used to be so nice, now she's a total bitch"

Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"

Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"

Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"

strupid

(struh-pid)some might say it's another way of saying stupid, well it in a way it is but it's actually another way of saying "you should have known" but can still be put in a sentence as if it were the word stupid

Daniel "how was i suposed to know the speed limit was 60"

Jesse *sigh* "the cop said you were doing 140, strupid"

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