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The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and he uses one hand to play with the nipple, the other hand to play with the woman's clit, and his tongue is buried deep inside her vagina.
How was your night with him?
Girl, he gave me a the triple threat and it was so good.
29π 14π
The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?
Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
51π 28π
Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.
Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!
6π 6π
When a person spray farts in another persons cocoa pebbles and stirs it so it blends in. The other person would then eat it only to be sicken by last nights collard greens and carrot cake.
Flip: Guess what I did this morning?
Luther: What homie?
Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.
Luther: You so nasty!
2π 9π
When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.
Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?
Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.
5π 4π
It is the white flakes that are located in someones eyebrows. The flakes have been know to fall in a person's eyes and cause blindness.
Buttaman: Yo homie, what's that on your face?
Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.
Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.
8π 10π
When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
11π 7π