mtv

Miscellanious Television. Used to show half-assed music videos. Now it just shows crap and the lives of millionaire artist sellouts.
A conformists paradise.

what the fuck does "real world" have to do with music?!

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schfifty five

The number that comes after:
Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)

I know, how to count, all the way the SCHFIFTY FIVE.

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Seagook

Slang for a vietnamese person who swims or is in the sea.
Plural...seagooks

While I was fishing I saw a seagook.

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